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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Humor…bot?</description><title>HumorBot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @battletoaster)</generator><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Skip It</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alsohitchcocks.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Skip It&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://contentfunny.ytmnd.com/"&gt;OLOLOLOL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://funtentcunny.ytmnd.com/"&gt;LloOolLLloOolLLloOolL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://quicksteal.ytmnd.com/"&gt;The Quick Steal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://genekelleyrave.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Gene Kelley - Raving in the Rain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://kirbyknowsmissles.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Kirby explains Tomahawk missle technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/270401564</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/270401564</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:37:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rainbow Stalin</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://o0o0o0o.ytmnd.com/"&gt;O()o()OOooO()oo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://goodmorning.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Your Good Morning Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Back to Let You Finish : MLK&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://mooreperplexed.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Michael Moore is perplexed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://anothercrappyheadpastesite.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Michael Moore is suplexed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://im-really-happy-for-you-ima-let-you-finish.ytmnd.com/"&gt;happy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://lionlove.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Lion Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://undergroundpixelcats.ytmnd.com/"&gt;seven colored pixel cats in a cave doing nothing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://dramatichorror.ytmnd.com/"&gt;DramaticHorror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://piousfacial.ytmnd.com/"&gt;popes don’t change hand positions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://fifties.ytmnd.com/"&gt;50s&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://jaycutler.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Jay Cutler does something…epic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://lolurheadpz.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Basketball is Super Effective!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/204725849</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/204725849</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:59:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>City Rooftop, Summer Night</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Arnold shares his deepest feelings&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://shesalwayscallingme.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Arnold’s got hoes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://timelol.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Stephen Hawking’s Time Machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://picardunderstands.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Picard figures it out&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://surpriseparty.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Clint Eastwood loves surprises &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://armedanimals.ytmnsfw.com/"&gt;Mr.Owl schools youngbloods&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://fallenrave.ytmnd.com/"&gt;I’ve fallen and I can’t get up *rave*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://icanbreakthesecuffs.ytmnd.com/"&gt;You can’t break those cuffs”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://bushdodgeseverything.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Bush dodges EVERYTHING&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://sexschool.ytmnd.com/"&gt;sex school&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://rainbowstalin5.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Rainbow Stalin’s Communist Party &lt;/a&gt;- This one is amazing.  I don’t know why other people don’t like it so much :(&lt;a class="que" href="http://sexschool.ytmnd.com/"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://ghostridethabike.ytmnd.com/"&gt;ghost ride tha bike&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://duelingbanjo.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Arnold and Picard duel banjos&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://back2thecarpet.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Arnold takes it back to the carpet&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://slowdrunklol.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Picard is an angry drunk&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://picardartclass.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Picard Teaches Art Class&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://buffaloremix.ytmnd.com/"&gt;buffalo buffalo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://jakebrown.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Epic Jake Brown Manuver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="que" href="http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114170603</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114170603</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 02:05:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Run Around</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://seethroughclear.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Are we clear?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://craps.ytmnd.com/"&gt;High Stakes Hitler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://mariachihitler.ytmnd.com/"&gt;El Mariachi Hitler&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://hitler-matrix.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Hitler refuses to cooperate.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://darkempiretoday.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Only funny if you’ve seen the commercial&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://kirkvdinner.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Kirk vs. Thanksgiving dinner&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://chunkaddressescongress.ytmnd.com/"&gt;chunk addresses congress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0"&gt;hitler gets banned&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"&gt;hitler gets rick roll’d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114156250</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114156250</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:22:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Excellent</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lay-uh.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Death Star Powerpoint&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://shamepicard.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Shame Picard&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Wii Safety&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://tngrhapsody.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rock.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://backingup.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rosie o’donnell moonwalker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://martydocstophubbard.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;marty and doc stop scientology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://choice.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;difficult choice&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://bwcastle.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;brain trick&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;i suppose this one isn’t funny.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://stansellseverything.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;stan sells everything to guybrush&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114151067</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114151067</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:07:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Superman</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ovenofpower.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;The most powerful oven ever.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://raptorjesuscamp.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Raptor Jesus camp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://tragedyempire.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Tragedy in the Empire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://withyourwife.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Dr. Phil explains the situation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://jakebrown.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Epic Jake Brown maneuver&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://obviousman.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Superman&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://aotsvaderisyourdad.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Luke’s friend detail request&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114150877</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114150877</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:07:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>More Stupidity!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itssweetyoulllikeit.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;well who would you believe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://pdwars.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;prairie dog wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://notyouagain.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;grover&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://btwarning.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;a MOST EXCELLENT tornado siren&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://jackierun.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;jackie chan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;shocking cats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://judgewonka.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;judge wonka&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://verizonfails.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;verizon fails at math&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://pizzone.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;its a pizzone&lt;/a&gt; (i don’t know… tuscan raider is awesome)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://byrdemon.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;byrd for pokemon rights&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114150415</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114150415</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:06:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ytmnd.com update</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I like stupid jokes.  If you don’t, I suggest you don’t go to these links.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Original Site&lt;/a&gt;.  Not too funny, but a bit humorous.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then &lt;a href="http://ualuealuealeualemirror.ytmnd.com/"&gt;batman&lt;/a&gt;.  And &lt;a href="http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Paris Hilton&lt;/a&gt;.  It gets better.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then some categories:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;X doesn’t change facial expressions:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Lindsay Lohan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://irishsetter.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Far Side&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://han-dcfe.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Solo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Indiana Jones:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://talbfij.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;going to die&lt;/a&gt; (i like the smiley)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://indianajonesthenoob.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;knife&lt;/a&gt; (cs reference)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Vader&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;wheeloffortune&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;united states&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Macgyver&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://maclost.ytmnsfw.com/" target="_blank"&gt;saves cast of lost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://macgyver-tn.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;in WoW&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://macgyveruseless.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;is useless&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Random&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://threesecondsmores.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pop tarts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://zidaneowned.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;zidane&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://hankspotter.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tomhanksharrypotter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mathpwned&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tomcruisekillsopera&lt;/a&gt; (this one would rule if the sound completely worked)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://databsod.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;data bluescreen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://lolpilotse.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pilot NEDM&lt;/a&gt; (not even doom music…yeah)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cosby bebop&lt;/a&gt; (awesome)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tighten graphics &lt;/a&gt;(from an old techTV commercial)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;corn on the cob&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://itkamb.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cool aid man&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;picard perv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://theultimatesearchresult.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;theultimatesearchresult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="http://tomahawk.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tomahawk missle explanation&lt;/a&gt; (?)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114149235</link><guid>http://battletoaster.tumblr.com/post/114149235</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 01:03:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
